DT

I was trying to think of some awesome beginning to this blog but since nothing good was popping up, I'm just going to start it like this: The Chiefs suck at drafting Defensive Tackles. Don't believe me? What do these names all have in common: Tank Tyler, Junior Siavii, Montique Sharp, Ryan Sims, Eddie Freeman, Eric Downing and Terdell Sands. 1) They all suck 2) They're all Defensive Tackles drafted by the Chiefs in the past decade. Now, the Chiefs have made tons upon tons of terrible draft choices in the past decade ("Hi, my name is Slyvester Morris"), but at least they've drafted a solid player at nearly each position in the past 10 years. Not so at DT. Now why do the Chiefs suck at Defensive tackles? Well, lucky for you I have a reason: The curse of Dan Saleaumua. Dan was just so awesome at DT that his legacy hangs over the DT position in Kansas City like his gut hung over his pants. Actually, why don't we just bring back Dan Saleaumua? He can't be any worse than Ron Edwards.

5 Quick Hits:

Here are a few things the Chiefs need to do in order to field a competative team:

1) Get some WRs not named Lance Long and Bobby Wade. Those may be good names for a boy band, but not for an NFL team.

2) Rudy Niswanger is bad and he will continue to be bad until he takes a page from Steve Urkel and changes himself into his inner most 'Stephan'..... who I hope will be named 'Tim Grunhard'.

3) Just say no to Jon McGraw. Especially if the question is, "Will he play anything other than special teams."

4) Don't release Bernard Pollard and decide to go with 73 year old Mike Brown....oh.....

5) In the upcoming draft, stay away from guys named Ryan Sims, Junior Siavii, Slyvester Morris and Snoop Minnis.



- More to come.

"Word up, yo"

The "real" Angry Chiefs Fan is back. Formally a "Z-List" celebrity on a local sports television show, I'm now getting my frustrations out about the Chiefs here, on this soon to be rarely updated blog. Throughout the upcoming months, I'll be ranting, complaining and giving you some poor and possibly humorous insight (not likely) into the Chiefs football franchise. Thanks to countless football video games and being the star runnnig back on my 5th grade flag football team, I know what I'm talking about so the speculation that I do not can end now.

So, there's the initial post on my fancy new blog. If you're lucky and I don't forget my username and password, I'll post some more.