I hope the Chiefs go 2-14

I really hope the Chiefs go 2-14. I really, really hope that they lose those 14 games in a humiliating fashion. I also really, really, really hope those 14 losses are so awful that by week 16, the last home game, Chiefs fans aren't even at Arrowhead. And by "not at Arrowhead", I mean: Nobody is in the stadium. At all. And if there are people in the stadium, I hope it's only those guys that are way up on the sides of the upper deck that stand the entire game. That'd be pretty funny. Just those guys standing there all alone, spaced out by 10-15 rows.

Anyway, you might be asking, "Why, Angry Chiefs Fan, do you want them to go 2-14 and not 1-15?" Well, kind sir, I answer that with this: "I want to beat the Raiders in Oakland because I hate the Raiders with such a burning rage that I want to make them feel just as awful about their team as I do about mine."

But this is all just a wonderful, drug filled dream. We all know that the Chiefs will pull 2-3 wins out of their ass and finish 4-12 or something and get the 6th pick in the draft, or just deep enough that Geno Smith, Barkley, EJ Manuel and that guy from Arkansas are all already off the board and we'll be stuck drafting another interior lineman on defense that won't pan out because none of them have since Bill Maas in 1984. This is how the Chiefs work. This is how the Chiefs have worked for the past 8 or so years. They'll go on a win streak in December when they play the Browns, Raiders and Colts and everyone will say; "Where was this team all season? Good momentum going into 2013!" and nothing will change in the off-season. Basically an NFL version of what the Royals have done each September for the past 27 years. So, I'm rooting for them to lose every single game. #StinkoforGeno or #PlayBadlyforBarkley or #SuckforEJ (yea, I can't think of anything good for him) or #TankforTyler. I don't care which one it is, but I want one of those 4 guys in the first round in 2013. So suck it up, Chiefs! Suck it up for your fans that have given a shit for all these years when you've refused to put a team on the field that's good enough to win one lousy playoff game.

Long blog short: I've decided to just not care for the rest of this season. I'll watch the games, but only because I enjoy a hearty laugh when I watch football players do stupid things over and over and over again and never learn from their mistakes because they're either awful, or the coaches don't know what they're doing well enough to fix it. I'll be pissed when the Chiefs win, and happy when they lose. Basically it's going to be opposite day every Sunday at my house.

Also, how the hell did Pioli pull this Houdini shit in the pre-season and make all the experts and fans believe the Chiefs were AFC West contenders? That's some good ass magic right there.

The End.